JB Log 2 - Funny Scenes

Haha, as if he was repairing a real car...

Maybe that's why motorcyclists wear a leather jacket...

Wacky Mamak

What could have made us laugh non-stop at this mamak stall?

Can you see where Ben is looking at?

Our mamak boss' little pouch on his apron had so many coins that it looked as if he grew a second penis on his tummy!!

Izzi Ain't Easy...

2 weeks and 3 more phonecalls after my first call to Izzi Hotline, I've decided to switch my customer service guy last Tuesday. 3 days later Nicholas, an Izzi salesperson, came & helped me test out their attenna on my PC, to see if it'll boost my signal. We tried all sorts of ways, searching for the best location to put the attenna. & my signal was indeed stronger, but still not stronge enough for me to upload videos and pictures.

So, until I return IzziYou, get my refund & switch to Streamyx, it's going to be like this...

I'm no genius, but I managed to save myself RM60 with this ingenius idea.

Baby Ally

Small Legacy

Before my departure, I wrote an email to my company's administration, demanding an explanation for the deprivation of tasty biscuits. I CCed some of my colleagues, and one of them did this after I left the company.

A closer look...

Freddie, you have a way of getting things done that I admire.... Cheers...

Fake Astro Ad

If you don't understand Mandarin, you would think that this ad is for Astro Installation - that is far from the truth. It's not the furthest thing from the truth, as there are many other things that would be further from the truth, but this one goes pretty far...

This is in fact an ad for quick loans. And as if done intentionally, it states that lending money from whoever's on the other end of the line is as good as lending money from a con.

Joseph Teng turns 24

Here are pictures taken in a mamak stall at Menjalara as we celebrated Joseph's birthday...

1) When Brandon's order came, I got a shock of my life. He ordered Air Limau Panas!! NEVER in my life I heard someone order that. The normal order would be Limau AIS!! Anyway, I wanted him to pose with the drink, but Lemuel just had to be in the picture...




2) Turned out the Burst Mode on my camera. What happens is that the subject would have to come up with as many different facial expressions as possible... Brandon was sporting enough to participate. Joseph of course is the King...

Happy Birthday, Joseph. Glad you're always a year older than I am...

4 days to go

With the workload getting lesser day by day, I've been searching for ways to fill my time. I've tried many ways, but I think this one is the best yet...

16 days to go

Do you remember Simon? Well, last week, Simon's headphones was like this...

Like some secret agent listening to instructions...

Notices That Make You Think

I want to show you a picture now. But I'll have to paint the backdrop first, in order that you would be able to completely comprehend the funny side of it.


Have you ever heard of a story, in primary school, about a guy who had gold. I forgot how he got it, but he was extremely worried that someone would find out & steal the pot of gold. He decided that he would bury the gold bars in the ground. But even that would not ease his mind. He didn't want anyone to know that there are gold bars hidden under the ground. So his final act was to put a sign board at the exact location, showing "There are no gold bars here".


Now I don't mean to tell you the moral of the story, you'll have to figure that out yourself - if you wanted to, anyway. I totally forgot what it is all about. When you grow older you start to realise that these stories don't make sense anyway. Anyway, all that matters now is that you have the background story in your minds, and you are now ready to see the picture....

You get it?

My Drool

This is my drool.

This is my drool in comparison to my laptop mouse.

Naps after lunch is just so wonderful... May I be enjoying the remaining days of my first job like this... BLOGGING ABOUT MY COLLEAGUES!!!

Simon has a list on all of us. I anticipate the backlash!!

When Boredom Fills The Soul

And I mean complete and utter boredom... this is the story for you. This is the video that you need to watch. It's a 10-minute long video, so you'll have to wait for it to completely load. But you're bored, so it's alright. If you're not bored now, bookmark it for next time. I assure you it's something that you won't regret.

You have been warned. If you're looking for quick fun & excitement, then this will hurt you. PRESS PLAY ONLY IF YOU'RE IN COMPLETE AND UTTER BOREDOM. Thank you. This has been a community service announcement by MalaysianLah.

So are you ready? If you are, then click here. Enjoy.

Most Entertaining Pick Up Line EVER!!

Was reading someone's Friendster blog, and thought that it would make a good laugh.

Did you see it? Watch closely...




ZOOM!!




Now imagine a guy approaching you and say...

"Erm... I know we've only known each other for a short time. But I think it's time for me to ask you this... CAN YOU DO MY GIRLFRIEND?"

"Take my heart and do my girlfriend, can?"

Awesome picture (aka doodle) courtesy of Phoebe. THANKS!!

23 March 2007, The Pink Ping Pong Ball Story

For complete and full appreciation of this video, one must be in complete and utter boredom.

Currently there's something wrong with the embedded video. So in the mean time, click on the Video link here. Thank you.

Suitable Adjectives.

Background story: While I was in May's house last night, her cousin, 10-year-old Johannah, asked me to help her with her chinese homework. She was suppose to describe an animal in a form of poetry. She chose bird as her subject, and I gave her one example:

"鸟儿是纯真的小孩， 在天空自由自在。 "

Now, let me clarify that the purpose of showing you the example I gave Hannah is not meant for me to boast. After all, it's a 10-year-old's homework. Furthermore, I'm not the type that would blow my own horn, but I could, I would... Anyway, it's for reference for you lah, basically. So you know what's going on. The idea is to describe the animal using a characteristic of another subject. Ok let's get back to the story.

I wanted to help Hannah think on her own, so I asked her several questions.

Joash: You have to describe the bird, Hannah... Now, is the bird funny?

Johannah: Don't know.

Joash: Is the bird handsome?

Johannah: Don't know.

Joash: Is the bird stupid?

Johannah: Of course stupid lah... the bird didn't go to school also...

Joash: (bursts out laughing)

Johannah: All animals stupid one mah, cause they don't go to school.

Joash: (laughs somemore)

I tried to give more clues to help her.

Joash: Ok, who sits beside you in class? What's her name?

Johannah: But it's a boy...

Joash: Ok, then tell me his name...

Johannah: Chinese or English name?

Joash: Whichever lah... not important.

Johannah: you tell me lah, Chinese or English...

Joash: ok ok, give me his Chinese name.

Johannah: 张志强。

Joash: 志强 got do homework or not?

Johannah: Got.

Joash: Everyday got pass up homework?

Johannah: Got.

Joash: So can we say that he's hardworking?

Johannah: (nods head in agreement)

Joash: Ah, can we also say that the bird is hardworking?

Johannah: But birds don't have homework also...

Joash: (bursts out laughing)

Just before I left, I said thank you to Hannah...

Joash: Thank you for making me laugh ar, Hannah...

Johannah: Why you say thank you to me?

Joash: Cause you made me laugh mah...

Johannah: I got make you laugh meh?

Joash: Just now you didn't see me laugh meh?

Johannah: Why you laugh?

Joash: ( =_" walks away immediately)

Kids...

We just parked our car when we saw this...

Hannah, 9 years old, proceeded to say,

"Why they put the word 'GATE' there 1? Like people don't know..."

She reminded me of a joke in the comedy series, Kopitiam.

"Why do you call your son Ah Chai? It's like naming a car 'Proton Kereta' and a building 'Wisma Bangunan'..."